Thursday, December 27, 2007

How To Be Perfectly Miserable

From a friend. Lots of wisdom in this one folks!


1. Think about yourself.
2. Talk about yourself.
3. Use "I" as often as possible.
4. Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others.
5. Listen greedily to what people say about you.
6. Expect to be appreciated.
7. Be suspicious.
8. Be jealous and envious.
9. Be sensitive to slights.
10. Never forgive a criticism
11. Trust no one but yourself.
12. Insist on consideration and respect.
13. Demand agreement with your own views on everything.
14. Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them.
15. Never forget a service you may have rendered.
16. Be on the lookout for a good time for yourself.
17. Shirk your duties if you can.
18. Do as little as possible for others.
19. Love yourself supremely.
20. Be selfish.
1-20 Do everything opposite of the above..
Isn't it better to be happy than miserable?

Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
Sent to me by Running Fox (Cherokee Elder)

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