The Top 15 Good Things About Going to Hell

The Top 15 Good Things About Going to Hell

• 15.Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!
• 14.Perpetual flame means never having to eat a lukewarm cow burger.
• 13.Upon arrival, you realize it's a big step up from Washington DC.
• 12. Your little "blue flame" trick now produces spectacular results.
• 11. Never again will you have to debate God's existence with religious kooks.
• 10. There's no chance you'll be living too close to a church, temple of synagogue.
• 9. Party-Animal Satan throws one helluva weenie roast!
• 8. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80's).
• 7. Finally rid of that pesky little "conscience angel" on *right* shoulder.
• 6. Now that you've followed Obama's advice, you just might that Change.
• 5. Which would you rather jam to: Harps & choirs, or Hendrix & Morrison?
• 4. Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Obama and George Bush.
• 3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.
• 2. Everyone gets a daily dose of the Gitmo treatment: Sadist and Masochists love it!
• And the Number 1 Good Thing About Going to Hell... 1. Fortune to be made on "Welcome to the New World Order" T-shirts