Why God never received a PhD

Why God never received a PhD:

• 1. God had only one major publication.
• 2. It was in Hebrew.
• 3. It had no references.
• 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
• 5. Some even doubt that God wrote it.
• 6. It may be true that God created the world, but what has the Creator done since then?
• 7. God's cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating God's results.
• 9. God never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
• 10. When one experiment went awry God tried to cover it by drowning the subjects.
• 11. God rarely came to class and just told students to read the book.
• 12. Some say God's son had teach the class instead.
• 13. God expelled the first two students for learning.
• 14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of God's students failed the tests.
• 15. God's office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
• 16. No record of working well with colleagues.