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Thursday, March 19, 2009
Is Obama Really a Machine? More Teleprompter Woes and an Interesting Typo
The Not-so Sacred Web Book of John Not the Apostle
Is Obama a machine? He may be!
(No, not literally urg!)
Consider this: While the illegally confirmed man who sits in the Oval Office is credited as being a great orator, unlike Reagan (and no I'm not singing his praises) Obama seems incapable of saying much that is coherently on his own! If Reagan was the "Teflon President" Hussein Obama is the "Teleprompter Pseudo-President!" -- sounds like a possible graphic novel eh Alan Moore?
That the man has no idea what he is saying was again made clear as he congratulated himself for his own speech during a press conference with Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen.
Before re-posting the story from Sky News here's an interesting tidbit.
Do a "view source" command on the photo of Obama and Cohen and you find the following alt tag (unless they change it of course): "Barack Obama(R) and Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen"
See that? "Barack Obama(R) and Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen"
Now, what's wrong with this picture?
Here's the story, more follows: Emphasis Mine
A TelePrompter blunder has led to Barack Obama thanking himself in a speech at the White House in a St Patrick's Day celebration.
[photo] Obama and the Irish PM share the joke during their joint address
Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.
It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.
Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: "That's your speech."
A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party.
Mr Obama is an accomplished orator [ahem] but is becoming known in America as the "TelePrompter president" over his reliance on the machine when he gives a speech.
Earlier in the day, the president claimed an Irish ancestry, saying his mother's family could be traced back to Ireland.
He joked to Cowen: "We may be cousins. We haven't sorted that through yet."
They may be! Most Illuminati controlled governmental leaders are! This was not an meaningless joke on the fuhrer's part!
So, who really controls the machine?
A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter
Teleprompter for the Obama Campaign Quits
But seriously...
We're in deep Shit!
World Religion In A Nutshell
Offered with love and respect for the world religions and their practitioners.
The Meaning of This Shit
Agnostics: What is this Shit? Agnostics: It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure whether its shit or not. Agnostics: What shit? I don't see any shit. Agnostics: I don't know shit! Agnostics: How can we KNOW if shit happens? Agnostics: You can't prove any of this shit!
Anglicans: Let us ponder this Shit
Atheists: I don't believe this Shit Atheists: Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead. Atheists: No shit! Atheists: It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going to taste it. Atheists: I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But religion is shit.
Baptists: So you think your in deep Shit now? Baptists: You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it. We'll wash the shit right off you. Baptists: The only shit in Heaven is our shit! Baptists: Shit will happen. Praise the Lord for it! Baptists: Shit will happen, but only the way we say it will happen and if it doesn't happen we will make it happen by the vote!
Benedictines: This Shit is elegant
Buddhists: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Buddhists: If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone. Buddhists: WAKE UP! You're sleeping in shit! Buddhists: Only one who totally gives up the desire for shit will have salvation.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Carthusians: We must pray about Shit alone
Catholics: If Shit happens you deserve it Catholics: You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
Charismatic Catholics: Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray. Christian Science: Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it. Christian Science: Our shit will take care of itself. Christian Science: Shit only happens in your mind.
Cistercians: This Shit must be the common will for us
Confucians: Confucius say: Shit happens Confucians: Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen PROPERLY."
Conservative Judaism: Why does shit always happen to US?
Consumerism: Got Shit?
Creationism: ... And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there came piles of it, and after six days of this shit, the Lord was relieved.
Darwinism: Survival of the shittiest. Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Episcopalians: If shit happens, hold a procession. Episcopalians: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Energizer Bunny: Shit keeps happening and happening and happening ... (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Fundamentalists: If your not one of us Shit will happen to you Fundamentalists: What sayeth the Word about this shit? Fundamentalists: As it is written, Breakfast begat Brunch, Brunch begat Lunch, Lunch begat Dinner, Dinner begat Desert and verily in the fullness of time Desert begat Shit.
Hare Krishnas: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Dong. Hare Krishnas: She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you fully surrender to the shit) Hare Krishnas: Please take this flower and buy our shit.
Hindus: This Shit Happened before Hindus: This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life. Hindus: This shit happening IS you.
Islam (don't get mad at me! its only fair!): We don't take shit from anyone! Islam (Sunni): If it happens to be shit, it's Allah's will and you'd better submit to it! Islam (Shi'ite): WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIT BECAUSE ITS RIGHTFULLY OURS! Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Islam (Nation of Islam:): We don't take no shit! Just kidding... Still friends?
Jehovah's Witnesses: Let me in & I'll tell you why Shit happens Jehovah's Witnesses: No important shit happens until Armageddon. Jehovah's Witnesses: There is only a limited amount of good shit and its ours! Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock, "Shit Happens..." "Shit happens who?..." Jehovah's Witnesses: Here, we insist you take our shit. Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit happens door to door. Jehovah's Witnesses: Open the door and I'll show you what shit is Jehovah's Witnesses: Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.
Judaism: Why does Shit always happen to us? Judaism: You think you've got shit? Oy! Judaism (Reform): Got any laxatives? Judaism (Reform): Shit happens to whom it may concern. Judaism (Orthodox): So shit happens, already!
Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK. Lutheranism: Have faith that shit will happen. Lutheranism: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Methodist (United): Sure shit happens, But we're liberal about it, Shit's for everyone
Nihilism: No shit!
M.C.C.er's: Shit happens to Gay people too M.C.C.er's: Shit happens to Gay people too but ours doesn't smell so bad!
Mormons: Our Shit was made in the USA Mormons: If shit happens, shun it. Mormons: Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah) Mormons: Hey, there's more shit happening over here! Mormons: God sent us this shit in New York, We carried it to Utah.
New Age: That's not shit, it's feldspar. New Age: A firm shit does not happen to me. Its all watery and ephemeral! New Age: This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate. New Age: I create my own shit. New Age: I love angel shit! New Age: My shit was Shirley Maclain in it's last life New Age: If shit happens, honor it and share it. New Age: Sheeeeeeeeeeit! New Age: Were all part of the same shit. New Age: For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit. New Age: I have no dog-matic shit, Damn it!
Presbyterians: Shit is inevitable Presbyterians: This shit was bound to happen. Protestants: Let Shit happen to someone else
Protestants: If shit happens, praise the lord for it!
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Rastafarianism: Hey, this is some good shit, mon.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Seventh Day Adventists: Shit's better on Saturdays Seventh Day Adventists: Shit only counts on Saturdays Seventh Day Adventists: Only blasphemers shit on Sundays!
Taoists: Shit happens Taoists: The shit that can be shat is not the eternal shit. Taoists: Shit happens, so flow with it.
Universalists: Shit happens to everyone
Vedantists: Om-shit-om-shit
Wiccans: Blessed Be this Pagan Shit Wiccans: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more. Wiccans: The Goddess makes shit happen. Wiccans: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Zoroastrians: This world is equally divided between Shit & no Shit
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
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