The Not-so Sacred Web Book of John Not the Apostle
Political Humor
Sometimes you stand and fight, Sometimes you try and stay below the radar
And sometimes all you can do is laugh at the buffoons!
How's This for Forgive and Forget?
The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up.
For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska, the men who defeated her: Barack Obama and Joe Biden. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them.
Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt, Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clintonwill entertain their wives and daughters.
What a lady! That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
More Positive News About Sarah Palin: Israel
The Top 15 Good Things About Going to Hell - 15.Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!
- 14.Perpetual flame means never having to eat a lukewarm cow burger.
- 13.Upon arrival, you realize it's a big step up from Washington DC.
- 12. Your little "blue flame" trick now produces spectacular results.
- 11. Never again will you have to debate God's existence with religious kooks.
- 10. There's no chance you'll be living too close to a church, temple of synagogue.
- 9. Party-Animal Satan throws one helluva weenie roast!
- 8. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80's).
- 7. Finally rid of that pesky little "conscience angel" on *right* shoulder.
- 6. Now that you've followed Obama's advice, you just might that Change.
- 5. Which would you rather jam to: Harps & choirs, or Hendrix & Morrison?
- 4. Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Obama and George Bush.
- 3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.
- 2. Everyone gets a daily dose of the Gitmo treatment: Sadist and Masochists love it!
- And the Number 1 Good Thing About Going to Hell... 1. Fortune to be made on "Welcome to the New World Order" T-shirts
Thus Says the Prophets!
Bail 'em Out?
Back in 1990, the U.S. Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion.
As required by law, the government tried tried to run it. Remember what happened?
They failed and it closed!
What has this got to do with the bail outs?
A Lot!
Now we are trusting the economy of our country and our banking system to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!
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Based on humor found at my friend Longryder's site.
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